Best One-Liner Jokes Every Dad Needs in His Arsenal, Especially on Father’s Day

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Quick! Dad, here are ten tried and true puns sure to inspire instant eye-rolls and audible groans from your kids. After all, what would Father’s Day be if Dad didn’t enlighten everyone with a few cringe-worthy one-liners?

The Mysterious Atom

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Why don’t scientists trust atoms?

Because they make up everything!

A Joke From the Future

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I would tell you a joke about time travel, but you didn’t like it.

The Wobbly Bicycle

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Why can’t a bicycle stand up by itself?

Because it’s two-tired!

The Award-Winning Scarecrow

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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field!

Cheesy Pizza Humor

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I would tell a joke about pizza, but it’s a little cheesy.

The Imposter in the Kitchen

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What do you call fake spaghetti?

An impasta!

The Architect Penguin

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How does a penguin build its house?

Igloos it together!

The Prepared Golfer

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Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one!

The Pacifist Skeletons

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Why don’t skeletons fight each other?

They don’t have the guts.

The Rare Aquatic Species

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What do you call a fish with two knees?

A two-knee fish!

Punchlines in a Pinch: The Best One-Liner Dad Jokes Anyone Can Remember

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Dad jokes. They’re as iconic as the father figures themselves, and somehow always teetering between insufferable and downright hilarious. The best Dad jokes are the ones that make you laugh, even though you’re trying not to. Here’s the perfect list of quick-witted, and straight-to-the-point dad jokes that anyone can remember! Bonus points if you can remember to tell the wrap-up line beneath each one.

Punchlines in a Pinch: The Best One-Liner Dad Jokes Anyone Can Remember

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Karee Blunt is a nationally syndicated travel journalist, focused on discovering destinations and experiences that captivate and inspire others through her writing. She is also the founder of Our Woven Journey, a travel site focused on inspiring others to create memory-making adventures with their loved ones. Karee is passionate about encouraging others to step out of their comfort zone and live the life they dream of. She is the mother of six kids, including four through adoption, and lives with her family in the Pacific Northwest. You can learn more about Karee on her about me page.