Quick! Dad, here are ten tried and true puns sure to inspire instant eye-rolls and audible groans from your kids. After all, what would Father’s Day be if Dad didn’t enlighten everyone with a few cringe-worthy one-liners?
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The Mysterious Atom
Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
A Joke From the Future
I would tell you a joke about time travel, but you didn’t like it.
The Wobbly Bicycle
Why can’t a bicycle stand up by itself?
Because it’s two-tired!
The Award-Winning Scarecrow
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field!
Cheesy Pizza Humor
I would tell a joke about pizza, but it’s a little cheesy.
The Imposter in the Kitchen
What do you call fake spaghetti?
The Architect Penguin
How does a penguin build its house?
Igloos it together!
The Prepared Golfer
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one!
The Pacifist Skeletons
Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
They don’t have the guts.
The Rare Aquatic Species
What do you call a fish with two knees?
A two-knee fish!
Punchlines in a Pinch: The Best One-Liner Dad Jokes Anyone Can Remember
Dad jokes. They’re as iconic as the father figures themselves, and somehow always teetering between insufferable and downright hilarious. The best Dad jokes are the ones that make you laugh, even though you’re trying not to. Here’s the perfect list of quick-witted, and straight-to-the-point dad jokes that anyone can remember! Bonus points if you can remember to tell the wrap-up line beneath each one.